~ Essays ~
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Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That, Who's Afraid of a Complete Dumbass?
added 12/17/11
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Why I Didn't Go to Occupy Wall Street
added 11/20/11
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"Confidence" Men: on Pickup and Unfalsifiability
added 8/11/11
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Holy Crap, That One Fat Chick Isn't Fat Anymore!
added 7/3/11
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How Heaven LOST
added 6/18/11
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Retorts to Retards
: Lest You Drive an Angel From Your Door
added 3/20/11
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Hand In Hand Across The Bridge At Midnight
added 2/28/11
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For the Body, For the Hate
added 2/11/11
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I'm Nice Men
added 11/28/10
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The Collapsible Triangle
added 8/15/10
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Is It Me? It's Him, Right?
added 6/19/10
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I Don't Want You To Be No Slave
added 3/7/10
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If I Was Twice the Man I Could Be, I'd Still
Be Half of What You Need
added 2/16/10
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The Requisite Valentine's Day Essay
added 2/14/10
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I'm Sick of This "Bro" Shit
added 2/9/10
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Words for Women
added 1/9/10
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Worst. Decade. Ever.
added 12/31/09
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The Perfect Storm (of Stupid)
added 11/13/09
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1585 Learns the True Meaning of Hallowe'en
added 10/28/09
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Objectivist Overruled
added 9/30/09
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The Trouble with Moogwads
added 9/12/09
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Yes, In Fact, You Do Have to Live Like a Refugee
added 9/1/09
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Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion 2: NOT "Electric Boogaloo" Because
Everyone Is Sick of Calling Stuff "Something 2: Electric Boogaloo," It's Not
Funny Anymore
added 8/4/09
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On Performative Masculinity
added 6/20/09
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The 1585 Sets Out to Make Fun of Dating Advice and Ends Up Uncovering
a Massive Christian Media Conspiracy
added 4/18/09
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Are You Not Entertained?
added 3/23/09
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One a Month
added 1/23/09
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You Know This, Man
added 1/16/09
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The End of the Other N-Word?
added 12/12/08
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Something Else But Mad
added 11/12/08
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10 Reasons Why Atheists Should Still Vote for Obama
added 9/27/08
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ARRRGH, FINE!! I'LL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT SARAH PALIN!!
added 9/18/08
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Retorts to Retards
: That's Not What "Smart" Means!
added 8/13/08
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Mere LULZ Is Loosed upon the World
added 7/25/08
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I Used to Be a Conservative
added 6/14/08
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Is the Readiness All?
added 4/23/08
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We've Got Magic to Do!
added 4/4/08
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1585 Learns the True Meaning of Christmas
added 12/8/07
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Retorts to Retards
: The Secret Sexism of Sensitivity
added 11/22/07
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Retorts to Retards
: The Dr. Roger Olson Document
added 11/9/07
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Return of Son of "Not a Free-Speech Issue" One More Time Again
added 10/25/07
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Pump up the Volume
: a 17th-Anniversary Retrospective
added 9/1/07
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Sexo Grammaticus chats with Sapient & Kelly from RRS
(
audio file
) 8/07
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A Religious Conservative & a Relativist Liberal vs. Michael Jordan
added 7/23/07
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The Other N-Word
added 6/16/07
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A Treatise in Support of the Idea that Constant Uncompromising Correction...
added 6/3/07
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The Requisite
Girls Gone Wild
Essay
added 5/18/07
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The 10 Stupidest Religious Beliefs
added 5/4/07
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She Was a Girl from Bir-ming-HAM...
added 4/24/07
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"Just Be Yourself...?!" Screw Yourself!
added 4/10/07
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Why Byron?
added 3/29/07
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The Requisite
300
Essay
added 3/13/07
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Mayhem of the Antihookupites
added 3/5/07
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On Patriotism
added 3/3/07
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Are All Creationists Racist?
added 2/19/07
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The Requisite Paris Hilton Essay
added 2/7/07
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Spank Me Harder, Jesus!
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P.C. or Not P.C.?
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Marriage and the Two Religions
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My Dinner with Sexo
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On the Calling-Stupid of People
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What are Liberals & Conservatives?
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The Body-Image Essay to End All Body-Image Essays
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"You Can't Talk about My Religion!"
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A Pragmatic Pro-Gay-Rights Argument for Straight Men
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An Open Letter to Our Rousseauist Counterparts
The
15
85
...calling people stupid since 2006.
~ Announcements ~
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