At
1585,
we like smart.We
acknowledge that some people are smarter than
others, we make no
secret of the fact that we include ourselves in the smarter group, and
we blame
stuff we don’t like on people we don’t hesitate to
call stupid.We’re
glad to see that there seems to be more
of a hunger now for smart in this country than there was a few years
ago, and
we’re anxious to see where it takes us.We
think more people need to realize that
it’s good
to be smart, we
think it needs to become cool
to be smart, and we think that people who are
smart should refuse to take any crap for it.
But amid
all this smart-flag-waving, we all need to stop every
once in a while and remind ourselves that not everything that calls
itself smart, is
smart.Just because
an
author says that being smart is good over and over, that
doesn’t necessarily
mean he’s on our side.Consider
this
piece, from last month’s National
Review
Online, the web counterpart to
the infamous conservative
journal:
After
the last eight years,
after the gains that the right
has made by deliberately fostering a culture of anti-intellectual mob
hysteria,
seeing a right-wing pundit turn around and praise
smartness — praise it as a
quality inherent
to and reverently
guarded by
the string-pullers
of
the conservative
establishment — is beyond
perverse.
It is
like seeing Eichmann in
a yarmulke.
He’s
right that
“smartness is good,” of course, but you have
to keep an eye out for how he’s defining it — kind of
like how the word freedom
works in
one of those
conservative action movies.The
Spartans
of 300,
for example, seemed to
think
it meant a fascist oligarchy with a 90% slave population.They
were technically
right when they said
“freedom is good,” but their definition of the term
was somewhat off.
Similarly,
John
Derbyshire’s attempt at defining smart, as
you’ve just seen, boils down to Contrary
to what you might think, the GOP is actually the party of the smart,
because
we’re the party of the rich and — whaddaya
know? — it turns out “smart people” just
means “rich people.”
Self-refutingly
ridiculous?One
would hope.But the
sooner we
inoculate ourselves and others against this strain of rhetoric, the
better,
because I have a feeling we’re going to be seeing a lot more
of it.You see,
what’s happened is, the right-wing
business dickheads have seen which way the wind is blowing, and
they’re
starting to distance themselves from the religious lunatics (they will,
of
course, run back into the arms of the religious lunatics at such time
as it
once again becomes politically expedient to do so, but for now
it’s not).They
sense that there’s a Smart Bandwagon
getting underway, and they’re trying to hop aboard early
enough to grab the
reins.
Needless
to say, they must be
kept da fuck back from said
reins.
And so,
here follows my
response to “Talking to the
Plumber: The I.Q. Gap” (dig that title, by the
way… so this is what Republican
journals are churning out while Republican politicians are painting
Liberals as
elitists who oppress the common folks with our radical
values — essays where the
author announces in
the fucking title
that he thinks all plumbers are stupid).
The
piece opens with the
tried-and-true conservative tactic
of wearily lamenting how newfangled and scary everything has become,
what you
can’t say anymore, etc.I
like to call
it the Galadriel Voice-Over Technique (“The
wuhld is chaaanged…I
feeeel it in the
ayyyuh…”).Though
the two excised
hymn verses Derbyshire analyzes are more than a little thematically
different,
he sets them up as two sides of the same coin: isn’t it crazy
that the youngsters nowadays have
all these video
whatchamacallits and we have to drive them everywhere* — you
know, just like how
it’s crazy
that
we’re not supposed to
think God loves rich people more than he loves poor people anymore?
*(By the
way, Conservatives:Do
you know why
it is
that
back in the day your kids used to simply walk outside and play but now
you
have to
drive them to supervised activities?Because
you moved
to the suburbs, because you were
terrified of Negroes.)
He’s
quick to
unburden himself of the literal divine-ordinance
explanation for poverty, of course, but what he replaces it with
is… well,
bafflingly un-literal.“It very likely is the case that
some people have higher net
worth than others, though it’s a bit indelicate to talk about
it,” is his
phrase.Net worth
there is, it would seem, to be
taken to mean genetic
net
worth — i.e., intelligence — but
the in-and-of-itself harmless metaphor seems a dodgy move in a piece
that aims
to draw a direct correlation between inborn ability and material wealth.So, net
worth there is functioning as a
metaphor for… itself?(And
what would
someone’s genetic gross
consist
of?His
intelligence before it’s
adjusted for the amount of time he had to spend studying?)
So, to
keep anyone from
noticing how dodgy this is,
Derbyshire quickly employs some equally dodgy straw-man
sarcasm — “Still
less can
anyone, believer or
unbeliever, think that Mother Nature had anything to do with it. Good
grief, no!” — thus
shifting the focus to whether we are “allowed” to
talk about something before
he has
even adequately defined
what the thing is.
Now, as
teach-the-controversy
strategists well know,
conversations about whether you’re
“allowed” to talk about something
conveniently shift attention away from whether or not the thing is even
true — i.e.,
whether
anyone should bother
talking about
it, regardless of
whether they’re “allowed” to.After
all,
one could justifiably say that it is “considered
indelicate” to talk
about how the world is flat as
well… but one’d better
not, since it might well result in a pro-flat-world piece or two
turning up in National
Review. To
these people,
apparently, the fact that you are “not allowed” to
talk about something serves
as evidence
that it’s
true.
But what
is it
again that P.C. sensitivity is preventing us from
discussing…?The
idea that some people are smarter than
others?That’s
it?Well,
it’s true that we have met a fewUREGs
who claimed to believe
that no two humans are born with different intellectual capacities, but
even
among UREGs these people are a fringe group.The
vast majority of Americans are just fine with
admitting that some individuals
are
smarter than
others — there are some
who
believe
otherwise, but a far smaller number than, say, those who believe that
aliens
built the pyramids.
But
Derbyshire is not talking
about individuals.His
goal is to
talk about groups,
while making it seem
like he is talking about
individuals.From
the oversimplified
breakdown about various groups’
explanations
for where other various groups
are
on
the social ladder onward, it’s another hardcore gang-colors
piece from the
supposed party of individual rights.
As
for how accurately he characterizes these groups, I
took surprised umbrage at how his little
tetrapartite breakdown makes all “Left Unbelievers”
out to be the P.C. Police,
since I myself am, as you know, a liberal atheist who hates
P.C.This
characterization by Derbyshire just makes me think he hasn’t
really been around
the people he’s talking about all that much.In
my experience, Liberals who identify themselves
as atheists are
avowedly un-P.C.
(think Bill Maher,
David Cross,
etc. — I would
add Camille but I’m not sure whether she’s calling
herself a Liberal or a
Libertarian this month).I
think what’s
going on here is that Derbyshire is using unbeliever
to mean not necessarily “self-identified atheist”
but merely “not a practicing
member of an organized religion.”Obviously,
the former is a subset of the latter, but there tend to be big
differences
between the ones who use the A-word and the ones who don’t.
From
what I’ve seen,
people in the “-isms” crowd tend to
identify themselves neither as believers nor as atheists.Religion
is too
traditional for them, but
avowed atheism is too scientific (and would require openly disagreeing
not only
with Christianity, but with minority religions as well, which they
can’t do),
so they usually employ some dodge and say they are
“spiritual” or some
crap.Ultimately,
whether there really
is or really
isn’t a God
doesn’t concern them, since they come out of the
Academic Marxist tradition and are concerned not with objective truth
or
consistent principles, but with getting people to act how they want
them to
act, by any method that works.
For
accuracy’s sake,
Derbyshire really should have broken
down that group into “Left Unbelievers A” and
“Left Unbelievers B” — but then
again, it is in his interest here to paint the entire left as
fundamentally
unscientific.Once
he serves up the meat
of his argument, having opened this way will make objections seem
like they are being made on
ideological, rather than logical, grounds.
And
speaking of the meat of
Derbyshire’s argument, here it
is, in three sentences:
“If you pluck a
hundred rich men from their castles
and put them in a
room together, though, you will notice a high level of general
intelligence.Contrariwise,
a hundred
poor men taken from their gates will, if put all in one place, convey a
general
impression of slow dullness.That’s
the
meritocracy.”
The
first two sentences, of
course, are merely an
observation (if a deceptively vaguely phrased one).The claim
is the three-word concluding sentence — and that’s
the part that’s utter bullshit.
The trap
many Liberals might
fall into here (as Derbyshire
well knows) would be to waste time arguing about whether the
observation
detailed in the first two sentences is true or not.This
is a problem because it prevents the
discussion from ever getting up to the third sentence, which is the
most
dangerous part.The
way to deal with the
first two sentences isn’t to say That’s
not true! — It’s
to say Of
course that’s true, but
it doesn’t mean
what you’re acting like it means.
Just
look how Derbyshire
phrases things.He
doesn’t say the rich men are all
legitimately gifted; he says that “you
will notice” that they seem
this
way.Presumably,
this is in a cocktail-party situation where the observer is merely chatting with the hundred
rich
men, not giving them written tests or asking them to solve
brain teasers.The
hundred poor men, conversely, “convey
a general impression of slow
dullness.” In
other words, if you stand
back and watch
rich people or poor
people chit-chat with one another in a social setting, the rich people
will
talk like rich people and the poor people will talk like poor people.No
shit.I
wonder if it has anything to do with how
the rich people were born to rich people and thus grew up learning how
to talk
like rich people, and the poor people were born to poor people and thus
grew up
learning how to talk like poor people.
Anyway,
there’s no
point in disputing this, because it
doesn’t mean anything.What
does
mean something is the
quick “that’s
the
meritocracy” crack at
the
end — it’s trying to slip the idea that the
rich people were smart first and that’s how they got rich
past the reader,
real quick-like.If
he explicitly stated
this, of
course, virtually anyone
would be
culturally aware enough
to stop and say “Hey, that’s not true.”Most
rich people were born more-or-less rich already, and the ones who
actually did
pull themselves up
from nothing
using only their inborn mad skillz (rock stars, pro athletes, Bill
Gates) tend
to be a)
politically liberal, and b)
the ones who are the least
concerned with behaving like
castle-dwellers. Acting rich is only what you have to do if deep down you know you don't deserve to be rich.
The
claim here is that
everything is proceeding how it
should be: rich people deserve to be rich, poor people deserve
to be poor, and
the only “problem
with this
smartocracy
is, we have this itchy feeling that it’s un-American.”Well,
he’s right
there, at least.I
do definitely have the feeling that this
smartocracy is un-American… because wherever it exists, it
sure ain’t in America.
For
readers who plan to get
into an argument about this with
someone and don’t feel like memorizing this whole essay,
there are, in short,
three main counters to what Derbyshire is trying to set up here.The
first is
that most
rich people were born rich, or
at least rich
enough to be in a position to get
richer.The second
is that, rather
than being fixed
at birth, IQ is largely determined by early childhood care (i.e.,
frequently,
wealth determines IQ, not the other way around).And
the third is that a huge number
of — possibly most — exceptionally
smart
people do not especially care about getting rich, at least not enough
to
prioritize it above everything else.
Ignoring
the second point is
really the most disingenuous
thing Derbyshire does here, considering that, unlike the complicated
sociological stuff, it is a simple scientific fact that can be
straightforwardly
stated in a single sentence — and one of which Derbyshire is
almost certainly
aware, meaning he omitted it by design.
If IQ is
predominantly
heritable at all levels of society, as
Derbyshire asserts (or, rather, as he hopes
to imply, since he knows it
would be factually in error to
out-and-out say
this), then that
should mean that if
we took at birth 100 random babies born to upper-class parents and 100
random
babies born to lower-class parents and then raised them in identical
fashions
with the same early-childhood care, it should still be the case that
the
average IQ of the upper-class scion far exceeds the average IQ of their
counterparts (NOTE: it wouldn’t).Actually,
just to be sure, we should probably
actually kidnap their
mothers right when they became pregnant, to correct for the fact that
the
upper-class moms would probably not smoke or drink while pregnant, and
eat
exclusively stuff from Whole Foods, whereas the poor moms would be much
more likely
to smoke, drink, and eat exclusively horrible bullshit bought at the
gas
station (if this last point sounds cold, remember I am making it in the
service
of establishing that IQ is not
predominantly a genetic matter).The
Heritability
Hardcores are fond of citing very high IQ correlations among identical
twins
raised in different environments but
always “forget” to mention that this only holds
true in the
absence of injurious factors — i.e.,
heritability will trump
environment if the environmental difference is middle class vs.
upper-middle
class, but not
if one of the
environments is straight-up poor.This
was conclusively
established a couple of
years after The
Bell Curve came
out,
yet Derbyshire is still quoting Herrnstein and Murray — yes,
that first excerpt
he uses is from the The
Bell Curve
guys — like
they are the last word.
So much
for point two, which
involves a lot of math and is
hard to make funny (if you want more on it, go read the thousands of
really
long IQ-heritability studies readily available on the internet).On
to point
three: the fact that, when you
leave the poor out of it and examine society from the middle class
upwards, the
rich people are frequently the biggest
dumbasses.
It is no
secret that
“A” students do not tend to become
rich.Exceptionally
bright kids usually
end up becoming concerned with smart stuff for the sake of smart
stuff — they
become researchers, professors, computer nerds, and a whole host of
other
occupations that don’t net you a lot of money unless
you’re one of the lucky
freaks who ends up inventing
something.Conservatives
certainly make
enough wisecracks about unemployed Philosophy majors that
you’d expect them to
remember this before penning a whole essay arguing that all smart
people get
rich.
But as the
joke Derbyshire relates
on page two indicates, they get around this objection via the
“No True
Scotsman” Fallacy — any seemingly
smart person who chooses
not to get
rich must not actually
be smart.That’s
when
the
illusory distinctions get
trotted out — the Philosophy major is “book
smart” but has no “common sense,” and
so forth.
The
people who become rich are
the “B” and “C” students who
have a)
good people skills and b)
absolutely no better ideas.Nobody
who gives a shit
about knowledge for
the sake of knowledge majors in fucking business — it’s
not even a real major!And
even within
the business world, the idea that if you examined the corporate ladder,
you
would find the smartest people at the top is beyond laughable.The
person in the office
building with the
highest IQ isn’t the CEO; it’s the IT
guy — and probably not by a little,
either.
The
smartest students are the
ones who grow up to become the
teachers, and teachers are famously
poor — of course, pointing this out will get us nowhere, since
the GOP has
nothing to lose by insulting teachers, since teachers are all too smart
to vote
for them anyway.So
try this
instead:“Hey, Republican pundit, are cops
and
firefighters rich?Because
cops and firefighters are demigods,
so you couldn’t possibly think that they’re all
stupid, right?And
what about THE TROOOOOOPS?!Are
THE TROOOOOOPS rich?!We
all know how much you love THE
TROOOOOOPS!”
Anyhow, look at
it this way:Is
Stephen Hawking — widely cited as the
smartest man in the world — rich?Oh,
sure, Professor
Hawking is not by any means broke,
but does he have as much money as,
say, some asshole who
runs an oil company?Or
even the guy ten
steps down from the guy who runs it?No.The
kind of intelligence Stephen Hawking has
(which neither the biggest conservative cynic nor biggest
liberal
P.C. acolyte would dispute is, you know,
the real
kind) destined him to
become a
theorist and professor, and he is as successful a theorist and
professor as one
can possibly be. Most
of his income comes
from his books, but how much he makes from those rather depends on how
many
people are interested in reading books about advanced physics,
doesn’t it?In
other words, Stephen Hawking’s income is
less dependent on how smart he
is
than on how smart other
people
are — i.e., he makes way less money than, say, Dane Cook.
I
personally have been in rooms
full of rich people many,
many times.They
are not smart.The
main difference I observed between them
and the general population is that a significantly higher percentage of
the
males do that fucking thing where when you shake hands with them they
start
squeezing before your hand is all the way lined up with their hand so
they’re
squeezing just your fingers instead of the main part of your hand and
then
squeeze really hard so it hurts and hold it like that for a long time
while
they lean in and grin at you.If
there’s
some reason why you have to be especially smart to do that to people, I
don’t
know what it is.I
guess we could be
charitable and say that the ability to constantly look out for and
successfully
find opportunities to needlessly crush the fingers of strangers is, as
the
saying goes, “a form of intelligence,” but it has
got to be one of the very
least impressive forms.
Equally
unimpressive is the
callow bait-and-switch
Derbyshire attempts with the two quick-succession excerpts from other
columnists.The
Chris Satullo piece,
which Derbyshire quotes from first, is a fine editorial.It’s
about the
difficult rhetorical situation in which Obama finds himself, and how
ridiculous
it is for so many Americans to demand
that our leaders act dumb, and Satullo’s
thesis — that right-wing charges of elitism
are actually about intelligence,
not wealth — is self-evidently sound.
What
Derbyshire needs readers
to swallow here, however, is
the Bizarro version of the same point: that accusations of
elitism are really
just sour-grapes about smarts, but
that these cries are coming from the “class
warriors” of the left, rather than
the “plain folks” of the right — so he
makes like Indy with the bag of sand, and
suddenly we’re hearing from some douchebag who’s
afraid of his plumber.
Hey, you
can call Liberals
anti-smart all you want, but
we’re not the ones who made this sign:
A
guy
who’s always
been atypically privileged finds it hard
to make small talk with a working-class stranger, and Derbyshire bolts straight
to the conclusion that this is solely
a case of communication
difficulty across gaps
in IQ?
How
fucked up does someone
have to be for
this to seem even a little sound?! I’m
not saying the guy wasn’t
smarter
than his plumber — if I had to bet, I guess I would say he
probably was — but to
seriously argue that intelligence is the primary
issue here, and that class is merely an illusion
created by intelligence…?
Look for
no further proof of
the sadness of this delusion
than the fact that its adherents call it “Ivy
retardation” — as if the Ivies are the only schools
where smart people go (or,
conversely, as if everyone who goes to them is smart). As
was probably the case at
your high school,
the kids from my high school who went to Ivies weren’t
necessarily the smartest. They
were the ones who were smart enough,
but also did some wacky rich-person sport (lacrosse, crew), and felt like
going to an Ivy, and could afford it.Most
of the very
smartest people were
also weird,
and felt like going to
one of
those other schools that’s just as smart but a lot smaller
and for weird
people.You know
the ones I mean.
I’m
not saying I have
an easy
time talking to the
plumber, but I realize
that this has
nothing to do with anyone’s IQ.From
what I can figure, it’s mainly because I don’t like
sports.I also
have a hard time talking to rich
people, and this,
from what I can
figure, is… mainly because I don’t like sports.
Hey,
that’s weird.Why
don’t rich people and poor people just
talk about sports?
Plus,
since when are plumbers
even poor?They
cost a lot, and everyone needs them, so
they probably do okay.I
know
they make more than
teachers and
run-of the-mill office types.How
come
doing something where you get your hands dirty means you count as
“poor,” even
if you technically have more money?And
why are Republicans the ones advancing this idea, since
they’re supposed to be el
partido
mas macho?
Anyway,
have you been following
the progression so far?We
started off talking about how you’re not
supposed to talk about how certain groups of people are smarter than
other
groups of people, which of course, must mean that it’s true.Then
we learned that IQ
determines
socioeconomic status (at least, according to Herrnstein and
Murray, my
old pals from when I was growing
up in a nasty, bizarre
little
town — incidentally, the same
town
where John Derbyshire lives now) rather than socioeconomic status
determining
IQ (as it does according to every
other psychologist, as I learned
when I left).Then,
that if you are ever in a situation where you have nothing to say to
someone,
it means you’re smarter than him.And
it
was all leading up to a discussion of…Scooter Libby?
Bees are
on the what
now?!
I have never
made more than
$30,000 in a single year in my life, and I would bet body
parts that I am smarter than
Scooter Fucking Libby.The
“castle” of which Derbyshire speaks may
well be technically a meritocracy,
but it is not one in which advancement comes via
intelligence — advancement in
this castle comes via relaying racist jokes over golf, knowing a guy
who can
obtain coke on a moment’s notice, and being quick on the draw
with the fucking
hurty handshake thing.It’s
true, of
course, that someone
in the castle
has to be smart — dastardly though he may be, it takes techne
to do what Karl Rove does as well
as Karl Rove does it — but
it only takes one
Rove to sustain
an
entire fiefdom of Dubyas.For
people in
a position to pay, it is every bit as possible to pay people to be
smart for
you as it is to pay them
to do
anything else.
How
strange that I have often
been moved to tears by songs
written by people with IQs more than two standard deviations lower than
mine.How
perplexing that I so
frequently laugh at — and even gain insights from — the
acts of comedians with IQs
more than two standard deviations lower than mine.How
astonishing that there is such a thing as
school, where over the course of their career a teacher will
“effectively
communicate” with thousands
of
students with IQs more than two standard deviations lower than their
own.
But to
be fair, this, I
suspect, is not what Derbyshire
means.He means
communication absent an
artist/audience framework; a one-to-one chat; the proverbial
“beer with”
someone.Fine.Now,
since I personally
have observed
countless flawless social interactions — often involving
actual, and not merely
proverbial, beer — between people with IQs around 170 and
people with IQs around
140 (ditto 190 and 160, or 150 and 120), let’s set aside this
Deresiewicz
fellow’s “two standard deviations”
business and just assume that Derbyshire
means communication across whatever constitutes the smart/stupid
line: a
conversation between a 120 and a 90, let’s say.
If it is
so important to Mr.
Derbyshire, I will admit that I
find it difficult to talk to stupid people…At
least, to the ones I realize
are stupid.Since,
as I said earlier,
most social interaction doesn’t involve handing people
written tests, it is not
always easy to tell who is smart and who isn’t.When
we think about the
times we’ve had
trouble talking to stupid
people, what we aren’t
thinking about
are the times we didn’t
have trouble
talking to people we didn’t
know
were
stupid.It’s
like how someone who
doesn’t know much about gay guys thinks that all gay guys are
flamboyant — there
are plenty who aren’t flamboyant, but those are the ones you
don’t realize are
gay. It's called the Spotlight Fallacy.
Remember
that one popular girl
in high school who was
secretly really smart and got straight “A”s?Her
IQ was probably as high as yours (I’m
assuming that everyone who reads this website is smart), and possibly
higher — yet she spent all her time communicating very
effectively with people much dumber
than she, whereas
conversation between the two of you would have been virtually
impossible (even
if she consented to talk to you in the first place, I mean).This
is because she
learned, or chose, not to act
like
her IQ was as high as
it was, because it was not fashionable within her
class.There is, as
everyone knows, a
“class structure” in high school too, communication
across which is very
difficult, but it is not based on wealth to the same extent that
Derbyshire’s
scenarios are — if you all live in the same school district,
then everyone is roughly
as rich as
everyone else.
If you
met this girl now,
of course, conversation would be effortless — you went to the
same high school,
but now both spend most of your time around people who
didn’t, and so could
connect more closely with each other in a conversation about
that than either of you could
with any of the other people
you currently know.Similarly,
if “Ivy
retarded” Mr. Deresiewicz and his boogeyman plumber were
both, say, sent back
in time to the mid-19th
Century, they would both
find it easier to
talk to each other than either of them would find it to talk to anyone
else on
the planet — even people with the exact same IQs.
To bring
myself into the
picture, it has been made clear to
me again and again over the course of my social lifetime that I have
absolutely nothing
to say to rooms
full
of rich
people, and I — if you believe what IQ tests have to say about
it — am a genius
with room to spare.Of
course, I would
vastly prefer that you believe what my writing
demonstrates about my abilities than what IQ tests do… but,
frankly, it’s all
good either way.
Not that
writing ability is a
flawless indicator of
intelligence either — it’s just the indicator of
being intelligent in the way
that I happen to be intelligent. I
know
that sounds like a cop-out, and I realized while I was writing this
essay that
a lot of readers wouldn’t feel right coming out of it if I
didn’t at least try
to
make some all-encompassing stab
at what being smart means… but
I
couldn’t come up with anything that didn’t feel
tortuously reductive. Then,
after however many days of work, I
broke for a few minutes to clear my head and check my e-mail and saw
that,
apropos of nothing whatsoever, a friend had sent me a link to this clip.
Friends,
check out this
good shit. This
is what smart means — not just the ability to figure this out,
which I certainly
couldn’t have done, but the feeling it gives you:
Now,
would any higher a
percentage of rich people than of
others be entranced by this?
Not
really.
Certainly, some
would, but so would some
middle-class people, and some poor
people — the exact number who are, in any of
Derbyshire’s beloved rooms of 100
so-and-sos, would be far more a matter of chance than of anything
else.
And
remember, I am not
talking about people
who understand
the
clip — indeed, there
is nothing to understand exactly, since Sagan closes by explicitly distinguighing what we can imagine
from what we can think
about.
There
would only be attraction
to The
Smart and repulsion
from The
Smart.
The
individuals who
are attracted to The Smart might use different expressions to indicate
this
depending on which room they are in — the ones in the rich room
might call the
clip “fascinating” while those in the poor room
might call it “freaky” or
“fucked up” — but this is altogether
immaterial.
Likewise,
the individuals who are repulsed by The
Smart would express
this in different ways. Those in the rich room might put on
condescending grins,
slap the person who produced the clip on the back, and tell him he was
never
going to make money with egghead stuff, while their counterparts in the
poor
room might only call him a faggot and threaten him with
violence — but if
different rationalizations for repulsion from The Smart are fashionable
in
different circles, what of that? It
is
repulsion from The Smart itself that is the problem.
And it
is a problem that, in my
moments of the greatest
level of optimism I deem it logically justifiable to allow myself, I
believe
can be solved.This
is because I believe
that attraction to The Smart is inherent in human nature, and that
repulsion
from The Smart is a corruption of that nature, born of pain and fear.Rich
or poor, black or
white, liberal
(parents) or conservative (parents), I do not believe that there has
yet come a
human child into this world who has no interest in seeing dinosaur
bones, or
that there ever will.
Do I
believe, as Derbyshire
claims “Liberals” do, that
no-one is any smarter than anyone else?No.I
readily admit that I, for
example, am not as smart as was the late Carl Sagan (or lots of other
people,
for that matter).Nevertheless,
I have
devoted my life, and whatever comparatively poor powers I do possess,
to not
only the accumulation, but the veneration
as well, of knowledge for its own sake — and in so doing, one
of the facts that
has become most
apparent to me is
that this decision is very nearly always
made at the expense
of accumulating
material wealth.This
not a
complaint.It is
merely a dispassionate
acknowledgment of the way things work.
In
closing, I must mention
that, as odious as I find his
essay, it would be unfair to say that John Derbyshire himself is
not
smart.He most
definitely is.Five
years ago, for example, he penned a very
well-received cultural history of the Reimann hypothesis — and
no matter how much
of a dick someone can be, one does not write a 500-page love letter
to a
piece of mathematical trivia unless there is a place inside him that
contains a
very pure and very beautiful love of knowledge for the sake of
knowledge.It is
a profound pity that a man whose
spirit houses such a great portion of this love has chosen to throw his
lot in
with people seemingly determined to eradicate it from human endeavor.